/think If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
/think Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.
/think If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever.
/think I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
/think If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
/think I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
/think I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
/think There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.
/think If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
/think If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
/think Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
/think The only reason I get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
/think We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
/think Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
/think All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
/think The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
/think If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
/think Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
/think I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
/think Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
/think Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
/think While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
/think When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
/think According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
/think A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
/think Take a chance and you may lose. Take not a chance and you have lost already.
/think Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
/think The less you know, the more you think you know, because you don't know you don't know.
/think All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
/think I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
/think All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
/think Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
/think If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
<b>It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
/think The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
/think I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

@^@heeheehee@^@heeheehee@^@ (Hehehehe)
/me is RoFL LiKe A LuNaTiC (Alienlaf)
~*~*HeY ,WHo YoU LauGHinG aT?? ~*~* I'LL HoHo & Ha HA YoU!! ~*~* (Hohohaha)
*@*@*@*@*@ Hi @*@*@*@*@*
**~**~** Hi **~**~**
^*^*^*^ Sweet Dreams ^*^*^*^
WeLcOme BacK
Welcome Back ~~ Everyone was touching your stuff!!
A Closed mouth gathers no feet!
<b>We gotta [ (5) ] fine for whining! ($5 fine)
/me takes out the hose, turns it on , and sprays her until she looks like a drowned rat! ~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">RATS!!
/me pops stacy with the GIANT flip flop!! THWAAAPPPPP!!!!!! (Behave)
/me BOPS with a cast iron frying pan. ... "You better behave "You better behave yourself"(Frypan)
Don't make me get out my bat...<b> ===== ///////)
==`._ (`._ (`._== GO STAND IN THE CORNER!!!! ==_.`)_.`)_.`)==>
/me charges across the room to push out the door. Sometimes we addicts need help!
INCOMING!!!----------------=====[) ---------------====[) -------------=====[)
Mo <i>: pleads the <i> 5th!!!!!
/me aims a snowball straight at YOU ..`..``O ..splat,.`o' . `. Gotcha!!
/me says Awww, here . Let me make your boo boo better. (::()::)
If YoU WeRe A<b> BooGeR, I'D PiCK YoU FiRSt
You are such a <b>CutiePaTootie and I<u> just love<u> you!!(Luvyaman)
/me thinks you're pretty sharp ()xxxx]{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
@-->-->-- A single rose for my sweet friends.
@>--->---- A yellow rose for my bestest friend. :)
/me offers, >@< >@< Candy anyone?
Can I get you a |C| ?
Would you like a |P| ?
@[_]~~ Care for a hot cup of coffee?
* * * * * Popcorn * * * * * for my buddies!
/me BooGieS aRouND THe RooM
/me hangs a string of party lights out for**.i.**i.**.i.**.i.**.i.****.i.**i.**.i.**.i.**.i.**
/me jumps up and does the happy dance , ~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ + around the room to celebrate and throws Confetti -^ : ,, . + * ^ * - ,,, . + * ^ * - , - _ + Let's Party!! - _ + ^ : ,, . + * ' ` ` * +^: , ~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ ~ :,
/me is a 37 yo mom of 3 girls and 1 boy, living in Louisiana. Married for 18 years, I love cross stitching, crossword, cross sum puzzles, and the most important "C" word - ChoCoLatE!!!
<b>~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">~~(,, ,,">
((((((((( NICK )))))))))
(:::::[ ]:::::) OUCH! (:::::[ ]:::::)
YoU TreaT me NiCe...I'LL TreaT YoU NiCe...YoU TreaT mE Mean & I'LL IgNoRe YoU (Utreatme)
I Love Games!!
~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * - Way~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * - To~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * - GO!!~ ' " -;. , : ' ` ` * -
/me fumbles for her ~0^0~ and says WOW that's COOL!
/me looks at and compliments her on a job well done
/me says <b> ~*WTG!!*~
<i>**************** WTG ****************
/me goes to the closet and gets out the ropes, chains, TRAPEEZE??!! Velcro, super glue, nails, handcuffs (oops whose are these?) and a hammer now.. WOW there should be something here to hold you in your seat!!

/me <i>is running <B>AMOK!! AMOK!! AMOK!!
<b>Don't give me that attitude, I've got one of my own.
!MKK HTiW DnouRA SSeM T'NoD UoY~*~*~ReGNaR ENoL EhT FFo KsaM EhT LLuP T'NoD UoY~*~*~DNiW EhT oTnI TiPS T'NoD UoY~*~*~ePaC s'NaMRePuS No GuT T'NoD UoY~*~*~
<b> <i>Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
<b> <i>Ewwwwwwwwwww!! <i>Stacy gave me COOTIES!
/me says OOPSY!!! <u>That's<u> embarrassing!!!!!
<i>~*~NeeNeR~*~ ~*~*NeeNeR~*~ ~*~NeeNer!~*~
/me says <b> is...a few pancakes short of a stack...a few grapes short of a bunch...a few buffalo short of a heard...nawww...never mind, is just...<i>CRAZY
/me <i>pleads the 5th!!!
<'b>You sound reasonable...time to up my medication.
/me is <b>stunned into <u>silence<u>.......a task not easily accomplished! (Crickets)
<b>stacy<i><u>TAG<u>!<i> YOU'RE IT!
That's a little bit more information than I needed.
/think I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
/think Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
/think Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
/think I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
/think I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
<b>The Law of Healthy Eating: If it tastes good, spit it out.

/think There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.
/think The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
/think An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away.
"Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that?
/think He who laughs last thinks slowest.
/think Prejudiced people are all alike.
/think What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
/think Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
/think Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
/think If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hands.
/think Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

<i>I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
/think Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
<i>I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I'M ReaLLy eaSy To GeT aLoNG WiTH oNCe You PeoPLe LeaRN To WoRSHiP Me.
<u>Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
<i> If I throw a stick, will you leave?

/think Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
/think Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
/think Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
/think Does a fish get cramps after eating?
/think If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
/think Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
/think Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
/think Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
/think When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
/think Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
/think If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
/think If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
/think When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
/think If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
/think When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
/think If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
/think You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
/think If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?